[Secret Agent Man]

gave up all soda years ago.

[nickcarraway]

Me too.

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

I drink Vernors to make me burp.

[TomGuy]

I drink maybe one or two sodas a year. I used to have to have my daily Coca-Cola — until they changed to New Coke and tried to re-intro Coke Classic.

It was never the same.

The fizz used to last for hours after opening. The last few I had went flat in minutes.