Of all the STUPID-@@@ stuff to blow a gob of money on.
A plastic bag???
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Ah, but it’s ranch raised, small batch, artisanal plastic!
But are the bags made of ethically sourced materials? Are they organic and vegan? Are the workers paid a living wage, and do they use their bounty to contribute to organizations that oppose President Trump?
If these bags pass a battery of tests, the electric-limousine liberals of California can buy them for their servants to use!