I know how to get the cops to show up for no real reason.
Hi, I just called because I would like a great big fine.
OK sir, we’ll be over in about 20 seconds.
“I know how to get the cops to show up for no real reason.”
Call 911 tell them there is a gas leak and someone has passed out. Not sure if they are alive or dead.
They will be there within 5 minutes.