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[DUMBGRUNT]

“The headlines of Man’s Life not only advertised dangerous and/or lascivious adventures, they sometimes promised the reader actual instructions on how to access such debauchery in real life.”

https://dangerousminds.net/comments/weasels_ripped_my_flesh

A gold mine!

One minor issue, the kayaker was attacked by an otter, not a weasel.
Same mother, different brother?