[Pearls Before Swine]

What’s the Chinese penalty for identity theft?

How common is it? Because, it looks like it would be very useful there.

[Rastus]

What’s the Chinese penalty for identity theft? How common is it?

Who was the comedian with this routine?

“I was in Chinatown when I saw someone who looked familiar. I called out, ‘Hey, you!’ and half the crowd turned around. They asked, ‘Who me?’ and the other half turned around!”

[WilliamIII]

How does China’s repression compare to our “ally”, Saudi Arabia’s?