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Squeezing stress balls not as effective as punching someone in the face, finds study
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| 19 February 2015
| Davywavy
Posted on 03/23/2018 3:23:34 PM PDT by savedbygrace
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SATIRE!
To: savedbygrace
So what if you throw the stress ball at someones face? Maybe thats moderately satisfying.
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posted on
03/23/2018 3:28:50 PM PDT
by
noiseman
(The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.)
To: noiseman
To: noiseman
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posted on
03/23/2018 3:32:24 PM PDT
by
CGASMIA68
To: noiseman
So what if you throw the stress ball at someones face? Maybe thats moderately satisfying.
Not in the least unless it's an official USSSA softball..........
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posted on
03/23/2018 3:33:27 PM PDT
by
Hot Tabasco
(My cat is not fat, she is just big boned........)
To: savedbygrace
Local girl cures stress with this one weird trick!
Whats her address?
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posted on
03/23/2018 4:48:15 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: savedbygrace
Local girl cures stress with this one weird trick!
I think I knew her in college.
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posted on
03/23/2018 4:50:21 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: savedbygrace
WARNING: Side effects may include loss of job, arrest, prosecution, and jail. Use with extreme caution.
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posted on
03/23/2018 4:56:06 PM PDT
by
hoagy62
(America Supreme!)
To: savedbygrace
Local girl cures stress with this one weird trick!
Does this trick involve baby oil and a ostrich?
Because if it does, I think I might know her.
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posted on
03/23/2018 4:56:37 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: savedbygrace
Or Get whacked in the happy sacks
Joe Biden will pay big money for that.
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posted on
03/23/2018 4:58:21 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: savedbygrace
I tried clocking him one in the plums
Must be British foreplay. Only they would use a clock.
Lets ask Big Ben what time it is.
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posted on
03/23/2018 5:06:11 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: savedbygrace
Squeezing a squeaky penguin
Is that what the kids call it now?
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posted on
03/23/2018 5:11:42 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: savedbygrace
Squeezing a squeaky penguin
They dont teach you that at the Audubon Society meetings.
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posted on
03/23/2018 5:13:49 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: savedbygrace
Okay, make stress faces to punch.
Yeah it wont be the same as a real face.
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posted on
03/23/2018 5:17:21 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: savedbygrace
Have you seen some of those girls who work at Sea World?
Id let them squeeze my squeaky penguin.
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posted on
03/23/2018 5:20:02 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: savedbygrace
Those poor guys down at the Antarctic Research Station.
Stuck down there for six months in the winter with nothing to do besides squeezing the old squeaky penguin.
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posted on
03/23/2018 5:25:01 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: savedbygrace
blueunicorn6, why must you always make everything dirty?
Squeezing a squeaky penguin is dirty?
Thats not dirty.
Now, Working the old walrus, thats just filthy.
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posted on
03/23/2018 5:33:03 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: savedbygrace
The site comments are hilarious!
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posted on
03/23/2018 5:44:00 PM PDT
by
MV=PY
(The Magic Question: Who's paying for it?)
To: savedbygrace
I’d like to take Joe Biden behind the Gym and punch Him in the face.
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posted on
03/23/2018 6:23:27 PM PDT
by
gigster
(Cogito, Ergo, Ronaldus Magnus Conservatus)
To: savedbygrace
Factor in the stress acquired via dealing with the lawyers, police, and the courts defending assault charges and the various lawsuits, and the balance shifts somewhat.
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