Years ago here on FR there was a thread about a guy, a hunter, who put a deer’s penis in a co-worker’s lunchbox. A big fight ensued.
I’ll try to be delicate.
I knew of a couple guys in the patch who got into it.
One had killed a deer (!), made it into sausage, according to his own fabulous recipe.
He goes on and on and on about how good it is.
Finally one day he brings some out to the location. Lunch breaks (in those days) were taken in a little U-Haul-like trailer, only with a little booth, a chair or two, a heater. No bathroom.
Early on the guy put his sausage, in tin foil, on the heater to warm. At lunch time he went off to wash his hands, pee, whatever.
Second guy rushes to doghouse, gobbles the sausage, and...you can guess what he left behind in the tin foil.
First guy goes to get his deer sausage...big fight ensued.