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Find it hard to believe that the answer hasn't already been discovered.
1 posted on 04/12/2018 2:54:17 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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Mine squirm everywhere......

Oops....overshare....


2 posted on 04/12/2018 2:55:52 PM PDT by nevergore (I have a terrible rash on my covfefe....)
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>>Find it hard to believe that the answer hasn’t already been discovered.

Yeah, but we need to spend money for a “study”. Lots of money.


3 posted on 04/12/2018 2:56:13 PM PDT by Bryanw92 (Asking a pro athlete for political advice is like asking a cavalry horse for tactical advice.)
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Before this can happen, the sperm cell must be activated to start moving.

That can be achieved with a couple glasses of wine and low lighting.

5 posted on 04/12/2018 3:00:29 PM PDT by PGR88
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Every Sperm is Sacred
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk


9 posted on 04/12/2018 3:05:44 PM PDT by dfwgator
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Agreed, I, for one, firmly believe there has already been sex-in-space.


10 posted on 04/12/2018 3:06:05 PM PDT by djf ("She wore a raspberry beret, the kind you find in a second hand store..." - Prince)
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https://goo.gl/images/p4UDDu


11 posted on 04/12/2018 3:06:55 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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The last time I was in space I impregnated my female co-pilot
by temporarily exposing my bare “little john” in the loo position of the space station. The sperm continued on their own to to wiggle out and target the nearest womb in space.I was not aware of this at the time.

So do not become a space shot guy, there is no pleasure in it.

And now I have monthly child support payments through no fault of my own.


12 posted on 04/12/2018 3:09:42 PM PDT by Candor7 ((Obama Fascism)http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html)
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"Remember when you first learned about reproduction in health class at school?"

No. I went to school in the Dark Ages. They didn't teach that in school.

13 posted on 04/12/2018 3:13:44 PM PDT by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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They don’t know how spermatozoa behave in only because they didn’t think to look...


14 posted on 04/12/2018 3:14:27 PM PDT by Quality_Not_Quantity (Capitalists sign their checks on the front. Socialists sign theirs on the back.)
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If NASA prioritized technologies necessary for landing on and colonizing Mars, instead of worthless garbage like this, we’d already be there by now.


15 posted on 04/12/2018 3:15:57 PM PDT by Campion (Halten Sie sich unbedingt an die Lehre! [Hold absolutely onto the Teaching! -- BXVI])
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It might be a little too cold in space for them to want to squirm...


16 posted on 04/12/2018 3:20:07 PM PDT by WayneS (An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill.)
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You mean the astronauts have to be microphotographed while ejaculating? They all need to ask for a raise!


18 posted on 04/12/2018 3:22:18 PM PDT by Candor7 ((Obama Fascism)http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html)
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Is it Friday night already?


19 posted on 04/12/2018 3:22:49 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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Has any female astronaut been impregnated in space?


22 posted on 04/12/2018 3:25:56 PM PDT by jonrick46 (Trump continues to have all the right enemies.)
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I don’t wanna know. Carry on.


27 posted on 04/12/2018 3:37:36 PM PDT by dforest (Never let a Muslim cut your Hair.)
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I think The Sperm Squirm was one of those crazy dances from the 60s.

The Frug.....The Watusi.....The Sperm Squirm.....


28 posted on 04/12/2018 3:37:44 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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I don’t have a clue, I’ve never been anywhere but Earth, and the last time I was a sperm was more than 61 years ago.


29 posted on 04/12/2018 3:41:50 PM PDT by Randy Larsen (Trump IS MY president and I'm damn proud of him!)
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Some jack-off will volunteer, I’m sure.


30 posted on 04/12/2018 3:44:05 PM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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Elon Musky


33 posted on 04/12/2018 3:59:18 PM PDT by bunkerhill7 ((((("The Second Amendment has no limits on firepower"-NY State Senator Kathleen A. Marchione.")))))))
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In space, no one can hear you orgasm.


34 posted on 04/12/2018 4:30:21 PM PDT by SoCal Pubbie
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