[Figment]

Stay as far left as you like, far enough to be a hood ornament if you wish. Better than a flat

[Blue Jays]

"...far enough to be a hood ornament..."

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So you have poor driving skills and cannot control your vehicle...yet still insist upon driving?
If one encounters pedestrians, cyclists, or farm machinery while driving...simply drive behind with four-way flashers on until safe to pass.
It is really not that difficult to get along with others on the road.