Probably taste like chicken.
I’d guess it’s crunchy.
“The tarantula burger tastes like a crustacean, Cindrich described. It’s crab-like — salty but bitter, though the chili sauce adds a bit of heat to it.”...................
I was thinking it was going to be a joke, and it was a soft-shelled crab. Nope. It’s a spider. For crying out loud! That is not food.