My winter coat maybe, but I only wear natural fibers for the important stuff like shirts, pants, underwear, socks, etc.
I KNEW there was a reason I should have taken my Leisure Suits to Goodwill. I better jump right on it before they melt off my closet hangers.
Hmmmm. What are bikinis made from? Sounds like I need to get some enzyme and invite a cpl of college’s cheerleaders over for a pool party.