[small farm girl]

Maybe cutting to close to home? As some day it may happen that a victim must be found, I’ve got a little list — I’ve got a little list Of society offenders who might well be underground, And who never would be missed — who never would be missed! There’s the pestilential nuisances who write for autographs — All people who have flabby hands and irritating laughs — All children who are up in dates, and floor you with ’em flat — All persons who in shaking hands, shake hands with you like that — And all third persons who on spoiling tête-á-têtes insist — They’d none of ’em be missed — they’d none of ’em be missed!

[left that other site]

Don’t forget the Banjo Serenader and the others of his race...

Or the Lady Novelist.

I’ve got her on the list!