As a college student back in the mid-eighties taking an astronomy 101 course I once asked the teacher the following question: Does Uranus emit gases? Only he and another student got it and laughed. Most of the students were from foreign countries.
1 posted on
04/24/2018 8:58:21 AM PDT by
ETL
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2 posted on
04/24/2018 9:02:39 AM PDT by
ETL
(Obama-Hillary, REAL Russia collusion! Uranium-One Deal, Missile Defense, Nukes. See my FR home page)
To: ETL
Always been on Team Neptune, personally.
Uranus stinks. It’s official.
3 posted on
04/24/2018 9:06:04 AM PDT by
CharleysPride
(Peace, Freedom and Prosperity. Thank you, President Trump.)
To: ETL
Why does a headline with Uranus in it always bring out the amateurish astronomer in all of us?
4 posted on
04/24/2018 9:10:11 AM PDT by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(Wisdom and education are different things. Don't confuse them.)
To: ETL
Uranus appears to have rings around it too.
7 posted on
04/24/2018 9:14:30 AM PDT by
Genoa
(Luke 12:2)
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8 posted on
04/24/2018 9:16:01 AM PDT by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: ETL
Note to self: Never use the words “fulfill” and “Uranus” in the same sentence.
9 posted on
04/24/2018 9:26:08 AM PDT by
Enduro Guy
(Always cov fe'fe)
To: ETL
And new pictures taken under the cloud cover of Venus shows it is shaped like a ...oh wait.... I can’t say that.
To: ETL
Eureka! A real Smell-O-Scope!
11 posted on
04/24/2018 9:34:47 AM PDT by
polymuser
(Its terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged today. - Chesterton)
To: ETL
Authorities have been considering a change to the name of the planet Uranus to put an end to these silly, juvenile jokes once and for all.
The new name? Urectum.
(Rectum? Damn near killed ‘em)
15 posted on
04/24/2018 9:51:54 AM PDT by
-YYZ-
(Strong like bull, smart like tractor.)
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