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To: SamAdams76
I got one for you.

The white stripes on Interstate highways don't look that long.

I got a dollar that says they are at least ten feet long.

*Construction/destruction zones excluded.

14 posted on 04/26/2018 6:08:28 PM PDT by Deaf Smith (When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's fore sure)
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To: Deaf Smith
Stripes?

I thought they were dots.

Cue up the song...

Now the boys all thought I'd lost my sense,

Them telephone poles looked like a picket fence.

They said "slow down, I see spots,"

The lines on the road just looked like dots.

16 posted on 04/26/2018 6:22:24 PM PDT by C210N (Republicans sign check fronts; 'Rats sign check backs.)
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To: Deaf Smith

The white stripes on Interstate highways don’t look that long.

I got a dollar that says they are at least ten feet long
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And the generous highway workers are often kind enough to leave two sets of lines side by side so you have no idea what Lane you’re supposed to be in so you just pray that you’re on the same page as the guy next to you.


32 posted on 04/27/2018 6:02:12 AM PDT by bramps (It's the Islam, stupid!)
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