Thinking about it hippies were generally happy, the hipsters always look irritated.
Hipsters are prissy and take low dose acid
Just saying
Truly hipsters fetishize everything they like
20 dollar burgers
Their marijuana has to be perfect sativa or indica or the appropriate hybrid and organic or their silly gummies or shatter with 1000 dollar blown pipes
Tobacco vape pens that leave smoke like a mosquito truck fogger in the early 60s in Deep South ...DDT rox
Early 1900s LL Bean looking fashion...think the movie Lawless
Outdoor recreation.....
Suspenders
Bicycling in lycra
Eyeglasses ala Buddy Holly
Cheap old Honda 750/4s they turn into Norton Commando looking cafe retro bikes...
And wear goggles while riding them
Their beards.
Hipster women....were I young Id lay the plowshare far and wide I can assure ya
They are cute as hell
But the guys are chinless no brow waif sissy looking dweebs
As a rule