Police say Minnesota man urinated in co-worker’s water bottle for months

cbs4indy.com ^ | March 9, 2018 | Staff

[Lumper20]

Read the article! He admitted he urinated into the water bottle.

[Red Badger]

Must be Lutheran...................

[Springman]

Bump for later.

[Kickass Conservative]

With apologies to Frank Zappa...

Watch out where the Mexican Baker’s go
Don’t you drink that yellow (water)

[Ikeon]

I know what pee tastes lkke so does every boy. Not many guys will admit hitting themselves in the face the first time they had morning stiffy about age 7. thinking they could just arc it to the toilet.

[fidelis]

Reminds me of the punch line of an old joke (the body of which is no longer politically correct):

"Okee-dokee, no more jokee. No more pee-pee in your tea!"

[higgmeister]

"Conrrado Perez, you have been accused of willfully and maliciously micturating in your coworker's water bottle.     How do you plea?"

"Your honor, I plead insanity!     I'm just crazy about that stunt!"

[dainbramaged]

Part of his sentence should include having the shit kicked out of him.
I'd be out on bail weeks before he's out of intensive care. If he survived the beating.

[JoeRed]

He didn’t have time to use the urinal, so he took her water bottle into the stall next to the urinal...

[jonrick46]

And the dog ate my homework . . .

[jonrick46]

Don’t eat that yellow cake!

[Flaming Conservative]

Yeah, but it’s Minneapolis! Imagine the sort of judges they have. That woman is mean, and Perkins is giving that nice man too much work to do. Whyyyy, Not only that, but I’ll bet that after he relieved himself, he didn’t even have time to wash his hands before he got back to making our rolls and pies. Mmmmmmmm. Doesn’t a nice pie from Perkins sound good, right about now?

[Flaming Conservative]

Maybe some of that Flint Michigan water hot into Minnesota’s supply./sarc

[armourenthusiast]

That happened at my old company. Security caught the scumbag by installing a hidden video camera pointed at her "mini" fridge.

Funny thing is, they later banned all "mini fridges", as if that was the problem.

[\/\/ayne]

"This taste like urine!"
"Wait! Let me check it again."
"Yeah, urine! Gross. Wait, let me check again."

[Lumper20]

Read.

[JoeRed]

[rlmorel]

Didn’t say she was smart...just a victim!

[Gen.Blather]

A bar suspected a bartender of stealing, so they set up a camera. Every time a woman ordered a drink he turned around and urinated in the drink. Frankly, I would have burned the recording, but it ended up on TV.

[Delta 21]

"....she said that she detected the urine taste roughly 15 times.

Good thing the police stepped in or she would still be drinking this guys urine.