Comet to strike Earth.
Officials think racism and stigma may be to blame.
Or the classic punchline:
Boston Globe headline:
"WORLD TO END TODAY,WOMEN AND MINORITIES HIT HARDEST"
So.... Last year, I went to see the total eclipse. It was amazing, glad that I went.
Being moderately interested in it, I made the prediction beforehand that liberals would be "blaming" the eclipse on "Global Warming". Or "Climate Change" on the eclipse.
I can say that I was wrong. Didn't find one news article - and I was looking - that mentioned "eclipse" and "Global Warming".
However there were more than a few that called the eclipse "Racist". It didn't pass over enough minority-populated locations in the US, you see.
I wish that I was kidding.