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Police intervene when PIG follows man home from northeast Ohio train station
www.10tv.com ^ | Updated: 05/19/18 06:49 pm EDT | Staff

Posted on 05/21/2018 7:53:18 AM PDT by Red Badger

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A Man Who Boozes

An Irish Poem of Unknown Origin

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It was a year ago, September

a day I well remember

I was walking up and down

in drunken pride

when my knees began to flutter

and I fell down in the gutter

and a pig came by and lay down by my side

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As I lay there in the gutter

thinking thoughts I could not utter

I thought I heard a passing lady say,

"You can tell a man who boozes

by the company he chooses..."

And with that, the pig got up and walked away

1 posted on 05/21/2018 7:53:18 AM PDT by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger
And what did they find? You guessed it: a pig following the sober man.

Was the pig drunk?

2 posted on 05/21/2018 7:55:58 AM PDT by rjsimmon (The Tree of Liberty Thirsts)
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To: Red Badger

I smell bacon


3 posted on 05/21/2018 7:57:31 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Ads for Chappaquiddick warn of scenes of tobacco use. What about the hazards of drunk driving?)
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To: Red Badger

LOL

That was a security pig. He was making sure the man got home safe.


4 posted on 05/21/2018 8:00:26 AM PDT by DannyTN
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To: Red Badger

"...you can a man who boozes, by the company he chooses, and the little pig got up and walked away..."


Hilarious little poem/song to share. On-On!

5 posted on 05/21/2018 8:01:02 AM PDT by Blue Jays ( Rock hard ~ Ride free)
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To: Red Badger

so.... now even pigs are being singled out...????


6 posted on 05/21/2018 8:01:33 AM PDT by gunnyg ("A Constitution changed from Freedom, can never be restored; Liberty, once lost, is lost forever...)
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To: Red Badger

When police arrested the pig, it exclaimed:
“Soooooooeeeyy!!! Another man done gone”


7 posted on 05/21/2018 8:01:39 AM PDT by DannyTN
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To: Red Badger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=714-Ioa4XQw


8 posted on 05/21/2018 8:12:38 AM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (When words can mean anything, they can also mean nothing.)
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We actually went to see that movie...................


9 posted on 05/21/2018 8:18:22 AM PDT by Red Badger (Remember all the great work Obama did for the black community?.............. Me neither.)
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To: DannyTN

Kind of reminds me of Dangerous Dan McGrew.


10 posted on 05/21/2018 8:19:13 AM PDT by JohnnyP (Thinking is hard work (I stole that from Rush).)
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“You’d have thought we would have learned our lesson after the kangaroo incident.”

A kangaroo and a pig walked into a bar......


11 posted on 05/21/2018 8:28:28 AM PDT by Varda
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It was supposed to remind you of Marie Laveau.

And now thatI’ve read the lyrics to Dangerous Dan McGrew, how to forget them???


12 posted on 05/21/2018 8:28:50 AM PDT by DannyTN
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To: rjsimmon

Reminds me of the live PD episode a few months back wherein someone called because they had a pig in their yard, in Pasco Cty Florida. The caller eventually adopted it as a pet I wonder how the pig is doing now, it was a cute episode.


13 posted on 05/21/2018 8:34:55 AM PDT by Mouton (The MSM is a clear and present danger to the republic.)
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To: Red Badger

I sent this to a couple of pig hunters and told them to go a friendly bar instead of the woods to get their pigs.


14 posted on 05/21/2018 8:39:38 AM PDT by Grampa Dave (Democrats aWare having trouble with their MAMA campaign, (Make America Mexico Again), versus MAGA!)
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To: Red Badger

Was it the WPIG pig?

15 posted on 05/21/2018 8:41:29 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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Maybe he was carrying truffles in his pockets.


16 posted on 05/21/2018 8:47:26 AM PDT by Ciaphas Cain ("Progressivism" is as every kind of evil: it can never create, only corrupt and destroy.)
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To: DannyTN

Margaret Rutherford recited part of it in “Murder Most Foul”, an early Miss Marple:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1ETEfIGCKg


17 posted on 05/21/2018 8:56:36 AM PDT by JohnnyP (Thinking is hard work (I stole that from Rush).)
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To: DannyTN

Ooh, Voodoo, no thank you. :)


18 posted on 05/21/2018 8:58:14 AM PDT by JohnnyP (Thinking is hard work (I stole that from Rush).)
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To: rjsimmon

I’ve long suspected that Hooterville was in Ohio.


19 posted on 05/21/2018 8:59:26 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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What do you call a pig with three eyes? ...

A piiig


20 posted on 05/21/2018 9:06:54 AM PDT by Bob434
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