I liked the first comment at the article...
“WISCO12 hours ago
And people wonder why there is so much corruption and money in something that was simply supposed to enhance the academic experience. I hate all of this.
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Because the Brain Factories care so much about global warming — 45-foot floor-to-ceiling windows that run the expanse — that they have treadmills hooked up to the LED light above the transgender room entrance.