[Tallguy]

Tie a pork chop to him, give him a 30-sec head start, then release the K-9 officer’s brothers. Seems fair.

[Rastus]

“If only he hadn’t been wearing his lucky ham....”

[publius911]

Tie a pork chop to him, give him a 30-sec head start, then release the K-9 officer’s brothers. Seems fair.

Why just two?
Male it six; one for each arm and leg, and one on each butt cheek...