“And if you keep standing there,
We’ll steal your underwear....
Once I went in swimmin' where there were no wommen
Down by the deep blue sea.
Finding no one there, I hung my underwear
Upon a willow tree.
I jumped into the water just like Pharaoh's daughter
Dove into the Nile.
Someone saw me there and stole my underwear
And left me with a smile,
A Smile!