The “New Economy” of castoreum flavored spirits will provide hundreds, maybe thousands, of new job opening for “beaver tail milkers.”
I suppose the inventors of this delicious new drink have the opening logistics taken care of with large tame beaver farming enterprises. I may even convert my Labrador Retriever Ranch franchise to Beaver Farm Franchising.
And then will come the “organic beaver tail milkers’ who go out in the wild to find and milk their beavers.
The ingenuity of American Free Enterprise can never be taken for granted.
Are free range beavers more "sustainable"? I would hate to think I was getting my beaver butt extract from a farmed beaver.