Don’t worry. Jeff Sessions is taking care of it. His Howdy Doody expression merely belies a level of cunning unseen in the annals of legal legerdemain. Pretty soon, all these enemies of the people will sway from a scaffold erected on the Washington Mall, with unlimited free popcorn given to all the witnesses who attend.
We the People will rejoice, for we will have our country back. The serpent will be crushed beneath the wheels of justice.
(/sarc/sarc/sarc/sarc)
The most likely explanation for Sessions is the FBI showed him surveillance of his own "live boy" problem.
pachinko guillotine machine I think would be funnier and we could win prizes.