Maybe I just don't think outside the box, but that doesn't seem like a winning formula.
The media will pretend that there was never a show called Roseanne. Our job after the first episode airs is to flood ABC with phone calls an emails asking what happened to Roseanne.
So for grins and giggles, lets make a list of things that could have happened to her. Sure, Ill start.
1. She ran away and joined the circus.