Sex robot will turn down steamy romps if it's not in the mood

Mirror ^ | June 17, 2018 | Mark Branagan

[EdnaMode]

In the not too distant future, you could cuddle up to your cyber sex goddess - only to receive the automated response saying she has a head ache.

Love robots have been invented with the intelligence to go on strike - and shut down completely if pestered when not in the mood.

Sexbot Samantha's ability to say "no" was demonstrated to an audience of stunned academics at one of the UK's leading science villages.

The robot has sensors hidden under her skin, so she can respond to affection like a real-life human.

But she also has a revolutionary electronic brain which puts her in charge in the bedroom.

[Recompennation]

“Ain’t nothing like the real thing baby “ comes to mind on this nonsense

[PGR88]

I thought robots were supposed to do the jobs humans can’t or won’t do?

[null and void]

Not much of a difference...

[Pearls Before Swine]

So they get headaches too?

Cyber-migraines.

[Delta 21]

Just trying a reboot. Might have to run a malware scan.

[TADSLOS]

The robot has sensors hidden under her skin, so she can respond to affection like a real-life human.

That’s something Synth would do.

[null and void]

Quite the slippery slope...

On headache nights, nothing is slippery...

[TADSLOS]

LMAO!

[Delta 21]

https://youtu.be/mb5TV7JUvzo

[bankwalker]

TTIWWOP

[fruser1]

Why does it talk?

[Fightin Whitey]

Why does it talk?"

"Look at the size of that thing!"

"Are you sure you aren't made of steel?"

"Oh...I feel like I need a recharging!"

"Again? Now? Already?"

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Just the usual back-and-forth.

[Hugin]

Don't know why they would make that, but I suppose it could be worse....

[Caipirabob]

It will likely have wifi just to upload their activity log complete with video...

[Yo-Yo]

[SaxxonWoods]

They call that “progress?”

They got a lotta nerve.

[GOP Poet]

haha. As a female you can guarantee I would not purchase any item that is to be bought to fulfill my needs that doesn’t fulfill them when I need or want them too. That would include a sex robot. Sort of like finding out that a can opener won’t open my can when it doesn’t feel like it. NOT! I’ll either find a company that provides the can opener that works all the time. Or find another alternative. Pretty simple.

[GOP Poet]

lol. Good one!!

[Steve Van Doorn]

Better yet. Submit to Islam. Then you can "plow" your wife anytime you want without permission according to Muhammad's teaching.

Best part is the left will love you for being so respectful to women.

[Governor Dinwiddie]

I guess you've hit rock bottom when you buy dolls to have sex with. At that point your self esteem gauge must be on empty. Better to kill yourself than that.