A friend of mine got a goat to clear his lot thinking in the fall they would have a BBQ, then his girlfriend named him.
He cleared the land but the BBQ was now out of the question. He tied the goat to the corner of the barn which only made him mad. He rammed the barn's corner post till the whole structure fell down.
Never let your family name your goat.
“He tied the goat to the corner of the barn which only made him mad. He rammed the barn’s corner post till the whole structure fell down.”
ROTFLMAO!