"Wendy!"
Lovely. Headed there for today’s noon game.
Talk about going to the cooler...and grabbing a “stiff drink”!
They tried to save him, but he fought them off bravely. It will take three days to put out the fire from the cremation!
“she/he was cold as ice and that day she/he paid the price...”(with acknowledgments to Foreigner)
The man, whose name was not released, told police that he went to a Kwik Trip here to buy some beer but became trapped inside the walk-in cooler when it was locked at about 11:50 p.m. Tuesday, according to a police report. Rather than bang on the glass door to be let out, he warmed up to the idea of staying inside — where temperatures hover around 32 degrees — all night to sample the merchandise.
A customer told Kwik Trip employees that a man was inside the beer cave at about 5:50 a.m. Wednesday.
When they opened the door, he left the store without paying for what he drank: An 18-ounce bottle of beer and three cans of malt liquor. He also fell over a stack of 30-can beer packs, breaking three cases open.
For his adventure, more because he left the makeshift bar without paying his tab, he was issued a misdemeanor citation for retail theft.
"Wendy!"
Sounds like a cold case.
Maybe he got tired of that Georgia summer heat and crawled inside to cool off.
How do we score this? Is it a hit, a run or an error? Is it foul play? Do the Braves lead the league in dead bodies found in freezer?
Hold muh body!