Anything but a frickin’ app on a cell phone.
So, just for fun (not funny if you have the disease), I clicked the microphone app on my phone and intoned "What is coccidioidomycosis?". The visual echo of what I spoke went a couple of sub-second iterations, and then the answer came back, "an infection with the fungus ... sometimes called valley fever". Dead on target!
What's your problem with cell phones?