Iran thinks Israel has been stealing its clouds to cause a drought

Metro News ^ | July 3, 2018 | Georgia Diebelius

[righttackle44]

An Iranian general has accused Israel of ‘manipulating weather’ to prevent rain over the Islamic republic – aka, stealing the country’s clouds.
Brigadier General Gholam Reza Jalali, head of Iran’s Civil Defence Organisation, alleged that his country was facing cloud ‘theft’ during a press conference.
However he was later contradicted by the nation’s weather chief.

[righttackle44]

Honest, folks, I tried to see if this was satire, but I can't verify that it is. So Obama decided it was okay to give these guys nuclear material. Bible prophecy says that the area of Iran where their nuke facilities are will one day be blown apart. (Jeremiah 49:34–39) Thus the lauaghable the state-of-the-art of Iranian science.

[faithhopecharity]

those Yids are super-clever, aren’t they?
ha ha ha

(actually, Jerusalem has offered Tehran all of Israel’s very advanced and successful water technology...for free...
how to desalinate, how to reclaim, how to grow crops with a tenth of the normal H2O..... but the IslamoNazi dictators in Iran turned Jerusalem’s offer down flat.... apparently they’d prefer their countrymen to die of thirst instead.)

[snarkytart]

Hey (hey), you (you) get off of my cloud.

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

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[Mark17]

It’s either satire, or that dude is the dumbest idiot in the world. The Israelis should tell them, they are not stealing their clouds, but they surely WOULD, if they could. 😊

[Jim Robinson]

God likes them the best.

[logi_cal869]

God works in mysterious ways...

[Fungi]

Really? Iranians are stupid enough to believe this, and Israelis are smart enough to do it. It is the premise—stupid muslims against the true religion. “Go figure.”

[Pontiac]

Honest, folks, I tried to see if this was satire, but I can't verify that it is.

The Iranians believe that the Twelfth Imam is going to crawl out of a well and end the world. And they think this is a good thing!

So why wouldn’t they believe that Israelis steal rain clouds.

[rktman]

To make your garden grow.

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

Obie from Nairobi gave them enough cash.

They can make their own clouds.

[o-n-money]

Could Israel have Cheney’s weather machine?

[right way right]

God can turn Iran into a dust bowl if he so chooses.
Want the drought to stop? Stop threatening his people.

[TonyM]

“It’s either satire, or that dude is the dumbest idiot in the world.“

If Aunt Maxipad Waters hears about this new cloud stealing tech she will no doubt accuse President Trump of using it to steal Mexifornia’s clouds in order to make her black constituants too thirsty to make it to the polls to vote, thus supressing the black vote. I know this sounds ridiculous but remember who we are talking about, as the Presidents says...a very low IQ person.

[100American]

Cloud Ropers, thats the ticket!!

[Mark17]

LOL. That’s a good one. I like it.

[rawcatslyentist]

These have power to shut heaven, that it rain not in the days of their prophecy: and have power over waters to turn them to blood, and to smite the earth with all plagues, as often as they will.

[Federal46]

And don’t hang around, cuz two’s ah crowd on my cloud baby!

[KittyKares]

How do you steal a cloud anyway? With a giant vacuum cleaner?

[metmom]

Sounds like the old days of us accusing the Russians of controlling the weather.