I have a “toaster” that I bought 50 years ago. It’s Stainless Steel and irreplaceable. Except perhaps from a thrift store... I think I paid $8 for it in ‘67 or ‘68.
I’m a septuagenarian and it will probably last the rest of my life.
I remember when toasters were a popular promotional gimmick for banks... LOL
What does being born in September have to do with anything?!? (/extreme sarcasm, for those who are immune!)
Congrats on a long life well lived - and a wish for many more years, my FRiend.