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The Drill Sergeant was in a rare mood as he barked at the men; "All right, you idiots, fall out!"

The men fell out but for one Private who stood firm. The Sergeant stared as the Private smiled and said "There were a lot of them, eh Sergeant?"

- Milton Berle

[JohnEBoy]

The blonde co-ed was complaining to her friend. “Yesterday, in math class, we had a test on Roman Numerals. The professor returned the tests today and I got them all right’”

Her friend said, “So what’s the problem?”

The blonde replied, “He only gave me a grade of C !”