[Responsibility2nd]

I don't have a tattoo. But I'm going to Taco Cabana anyway.

"...must mention the promotion to the cashier..."

Oh, but I'd love to see some dumb cashier state that you have to PROVE you have a tatt.

"Are you sure? It's on my butt."

[Catmom]

When the next hepatitis outbreak occurs, I hope the local health department makes a beeline to this joint.

[freedumb2003]

>>”Are you sure? It’s on my butt.”<<

Or on my Johnson. It is a snake :)

[butlerweave]

Draw a Smiley Face on your hand

[lee martell]

The Taco Cabana,
not the Copa-Cabana?
Sounds like a good deal anyway!

[LegendHasIt]

Remind me to never go to Taco Cabana.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Tattoos are a monkey-see, monkey-do kind of thing for empty-headed followers.

The good news is it makes it easy to spot them.

[Drew68]

I have nothing against tattoos. I have one myself, a small tattoo on my shoulder that when my dad took one look at, he said I'd live to regret. He as right. Everyone should have a tattoo they regret. Builds character.

This being said, I'm in the Navy and I'm just amazed at the awful tattoos that young people get today. And they go all out! It's not uncommon to see young men and women leave on Friday with no ink anywhere on their bodies and come back to work on Monday with a full sleeve. For their first tattoo! And all too often they're just terrible. No thought or meaning at all put into the design. And because they're terrible, they need to get them fixed, which means make them bigger. Next thing you know, they're not even old enough to drink and have full arm tattoos, hands, necks, knuckles, and everything else.

And, yes, it's not at all uncommon to talk to a 27-year old sailor who confesses, "I really hate my tattoos."

And now I'll go yell at some clouds.

[dfwgator]

Tattoo - The Who

Me and my brother were talking to each other
‘Bout what makes a man a man
Was it brain or brawn, or the month you were born
We just couldn’t understand

Our old man didn’t like our appearance
He said that only women wear long hair

So me and my brother borrowed money from Mother
We knew what we had to do
We went downstairs, past the barber and gymnasium
And got our arms tattooed

Welcome to my life, tattoo
I’m a man now, thanks to you
I expect I’ll regret you but the skin graft man won’t get you
You’ll be there when I die
Tattoo

My dad beat me ‘cause mine said “Mother”
But my mother naturally liked it and beat my brother
‘Cause his tattoo was of a lady in the nude
And my mother thought that was extremely rude

Welcome to my life, tattoo
We’ve a long time together, me and you
I expect I’ll regret you but the skin graft man won’t get you
You’ll be there when I die
Tattoo

Now I’m older, I’m tattooed all over
My wife is tattooed too
A rooty-toot-toot, rooty-tooty-toot-toot
Rooty-toot-toot tattoo too
To you

(Radio London reminds you, go to the church of your choice!)

[CommerceComet]

MY brother and I were talking the other day and the idea of statements you'll never make came up. My suggestion:

"That's sure a good-looking tattoo."

[Secret Agent Man]

Cmon they already have hep, dont need to give them salmonella or norovirus, too.

[ConservaTeen]

I’ll stand out from the crowd, by not getting a tattoo...

[Rebelbase]

Here's a guy who just has to pull up his shirt.

[gigster]

Do the girls with a tramp stamp get twenty percent off a hairy taco?