[bgill]

The biggest take away is there were no journalists at the Pearly Gates.

[DPMD]

Are we to believe that those balloons are natural?

[patriot08]

Thanks for the laugh...always welcome what with all the bad news.

[sitetest]

My wife and I both laughed. My wife commented that she wished my father was still living, as he would have appreciated that joke. Thanks.

[ronniesgal]

excellent!!! and her breasts are fake, but none of my beeswax. Just like she’s “39”, ok.

[Phlap]

Well, it is not funny but amusing none the less.

[Sergio]

Jokes are funniest, like this one, when the punch line is unexpected.

[Billthedrill]

Stormy decided to protest the decision and demanded a lawyer. St. Peter told her “we don’t have any of those here.”

[nikos1121]

I got one, I just heard today.

A guy forgets the wedding anniversary. The wife is really mad and tells him, “You can make it up to me if there’s something metallic in the driveway tomorrow when I get up, that goes from zero to 200 in 6 seconds.”

Next morning, husband leaves for work. Wife wakes up and looks out on the driveway, and there’s a beautifully wrapped box.

She walks out in her robe and slippers and brings it in and opens it, finding a scale.

[glock rocks]

<Patton> You should be flogged. </Patton>

[Vermont Lt]

I watched a couple minutes of one of her movies so you don’t have to.

There is not much too them.