[Grampa Dave]

I turn into a maniac when there’s no bacon in the house, so they have a point.

My wife is an excellent nurse, and she makes sure that I don't turn into a maniac. She buys the following from Costco and keeps an opened package in our refrigerator in case either of us has signs of bacon withdrawal.

This great product is used on salads, in soups, in omelets, and just as a handful of goodness to prevent bacon withdrawal.

[CrazyIvan]

You can put some of that in your cheek just like smokeless tobacco to keep a nice maintenance dosage of bacon going between meals.