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1 posted on 07/21/2018 1:30:38 PM PDT by Olog-hai
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To: Olog-hai

Where I come from that’s called rustling, and time was folks were hanged for it.


2 posted on 07/21/2018 1:33:14 PM PDT by Spok ("What're you going to believe-me or your own eyes?" -Marx (Groucho) to sun spot6)
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To: Olog-hai

Bart: Stampeding cattle.
Hedley Lamarr: That’s not much of a crime.
Bart: ...through the Vatican?
Hedley Lamarr: [smiling] Kinky. Sign here.


3 posted on 07/21/2018 1:36:45 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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Adios Ahkbar!


4 posted on 07/21/2018 1:37:40 PM PDT by Wally_Kalbacken
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" a group of five to seven people surrounded the man, identified only as Akbar"

What's that old saying?

"The only good indian Akbar is a dead Akbar."
 

5 posted on 07/21/2018 1:42:47 PM PDT by Governor Dinwiddie (MAGA in the mornin', MAGA in the evenin', MAGA at suppertime . . .)
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One down, 2 billion to go.
Gotta start somewhere, right?


7 posted on 07/21/2018 1:48:12 PM PDT by Macoozie (Handcuffs and Orange Jumpsuits)
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Who’s a cow?

Answer: A Cranky Old Woman!


8 posted on 07/21/2018 1:58:00 PM PDT by sodpoodle (Life is prickly - carry tweezers)
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Must have had a huge bulge in his loin cloth.


9 posted on 07/21/2018 1:58:49 PM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneoHis hottie wife deserves so much better than him.)
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Here’s a great instance where eating pork would have saved a Muslims life.


10 posted on 07/21/2018 2:01:18 PM PDT by HenpeckedCon (Covfefe Trump!)
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Aloha steakbar! ☺
11 posted on 07/21/2018 2:01:58 PM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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India should start importing camels.


13 posted on 07/21/2018 4:16:27 PM PDT by Lean-Right (Eat More Moose)
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To: Olog-hai

Where’s the beef ?


14 posted on 07/21/2018 4:18:22 PM PDT by clamper1797 (We are getting close to the last "box")
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“...thrashed him to death...”

Is that a Brit term?


16 posted on 07/21/2018 4:58:12 PM PDT by Carriage Hill (Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.)
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most of the country’s 29 states have banned the killing of cows for meat.

Good...if the towelheads don't like it, there's always Pakistan!

17 posted on 07/21/2018 6:52:22 PM PDT by montag813
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