A Big Butt Is A Healthy Butt: Women With Big Butts Are Smarter And Healthier, Study Reveals

Tinnuochan ^ | 23JUL18 | Tin Nước Hàn

[nevermorelenore]

Don’t know about her questionable I.Q, but her fashion sense was always in the tank

[FrankR]

It’s so comforting to know that “scientists” have nothing else better to do (like curing cancer, for instance) than making fat-assed women feel better about their butt size.

[metmom]

Did you HAVE to?

[FLT-bird]

Yep. I somehow doubt this “study”. Asian chicks tend to be more slender and not have huge fat asses yet on IQ tests tend to outperform others.

[P.O.E.]

Professor Konstantinos Manolopoulos

Which is Greek for "always has his hands all over you"

[CharleysPride]

Uh huh, and being fat helps protect you from disease all those famines we suffer from..

[ealgeone]

The Kardashians sponsored this study.

[ealgeone]

Yep. I somehow doubt this “study”. Asian chicks tend to be more slender and not have huge fat asses yet on IQ tests tend to outperform others.

That's called studying! That takes effort.

To get a big but, just eat and no exercise.

[Jamestown1630]

I’m not crazy about much rock music, but Queen is one that I enjoy. They were very inventive.

[bgill]

I’m really, really smart!

[Hyman Roth]

Lucky man you are.

[AnotherUnixGeek]

This is a ripped-off piece of science. Not original at all. This has been well known since 1978 when Brian H. May, Ph.D, published work establishing that fat bottomed girls make the rockin’ world go round.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMnjF1O4eH0

This conclusion was verified 14 years later by M. A. Lot, who received a knighthood in recognition of his work.

Nicely done.

[EdnaMode]

Same here.

[Free in Texas]

I’ve never seen that. That was great!
Thanks for sharing.

[MplsSteve]

Paging Sir Mix-a-lot...

[frank ballenger]

Can’t remember which one (I read about 20) but an Elmore Leonard novel had a black character say “What up with so many black gals have those high, fat asses. I mean, whatup with that?”
Other guy said “In Africa the women evolved in times when droughts could kill all the children when there wasn’t enough water in the women’s bodies to give milk. The ones who evolved to store a lot of fat in their asses had water stored in the fat for drought periods and they survived and the offspring survived with their genes got passed on.”

[frank ballenger]

When Frank Sinatra was really young and skinny they were filming The Kissing Bandit (1949) and the staff said his extremely small rear end looked weird on film and so they had a costume guy design a padded rear end to wear under his pants. The costume guy yelled out “You know I can design one to put in his crotch , too.” Sinatra went nuts and three guys held him, laughing hysterically all the while.

[Buckeye McFrog]

Gads, Rosie O’ Donnell will live to 117.

[Flaming Conservative]

LOL!