Speaking as a male with larger than life hindquarters.....what does that say for me?
That everyone is enjoying my big juicy butt?
That makes me feel oddly satisfied.
But, seriously. Dudes with big butts...that’s good too, ammirite?
But, seriously. Dudes with big butts...that’s good too, ammirite?
Not in my experience. I never trust a man with a big butt. (I don’t mean a fat man. Flat butted men (and women) can get a big butt if they gain enough weight). I’m talking about normal weight men with big ol’ round butts. They’re usually self-centered cry babies. And/or weasels. Think about it. You know I’m right.
Flat butted men are better. Think John Wayne, Douglas MacArthur, my dad, my husband. See? Proved it! Go ahead. Make your own list. You’ll see I’m right, 90% of the time. :D