[DoodleBob]

I would also like to see the death penalty for those who take 20 items to the 10 item express lane at the supermarket

A college student in Boston goes to the supermarket for groceries. By the end of his trip he's gotten fifteen items.

He goes up to the lane labeled "Express Checkout: 10 Items Or Less" and starts putting his purchases on the belt.

The cashier says, "So.....is your problem that you go to Harvard and can't count, or you go to MIT and can't read?"

[50mm]

Snort.

[PlateOfShrimp]

Two guys at adjoining urinals in Cambridge.

First guy leaves without washing.

“At Harvard, they teach us to wash our hands after using the facilities”

First guy stops, thinks, says “Hmm - at MIT they teach us not to pee on our hands”