Maybe a UFO crashed.
SSSHHHHH! Don’t say that too loud! Of course a UFO landed, I know it , you know it. But do THEY know it? Sure they do. They’ve already taken it to a secret base some where.. somewhere.. wait.. someones at the door. Hold on. “Hello, who, ‘’jmacusa, yeah that’s me. Who are you? Hey.. WAIT AAAAAAHHH!