Posted on 08/07/2018 3:09:50 AM PDT by heterosupremacist
We’ve all been there. Maybe you had one too many coffees, or gulped down half a gallon of water after your morning workout. Your bladder is full, but you’re stuck in a meeting or on public transportation. Whatever the scenario, the bottom line is you’re busting for a pee and have no option other than holding on.
Finally, you get to the toilet — you can let go! The sense of relief feels good. So good. A little too good. Enter the “peegasm.”
What the hell is a ‘peegasm’?
A “peegasm” is the intense feeling of relief you get after holding your pee for as long as possible and then finally going to the toilet...
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I had trouble going after a catheter removal once. I ended up at the emergency room begging them to put one back in. They did quickly and I filled it up. Most pain I had ever been in.
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My dad just went through the same thing, but he was already in the hospital and it took them an hour and 15 minutes.
Inmates have been doing this for decades.
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I had no idea.
But the trend of wearing your pants around your ankles came from prison, too.
It's just that no subject is taboo in this modern age. So thinking about them is really nothing new, just openly discussing it is.
>>Your bladder is full, but you’re stuck in a meeting or on public transportation.
Ain’t no place to pee on Mardi Gras Day(2x)
You can’t pee in a taxi, that ain’t nice
Ok just this once, no more than twice
But if you leave a stain you don’t have to be ashamed
How you think the Yellow Cabs, they got that name?
Rich folks get to pee on Mardi Gras Day
They get annoyed if they can’t void on Mardi Gras Day
So they stand there on their balconies
They pee all over you and me...
—Benny Grunch and the Bunch (New Orleans novelty band...yeah, you rite!)
This kind of story reminds me... If you could kill all the journalists by pushing one button, would you do if? Just one catch: you can’t pick which ones, it’s all or none. Would you still push it? (Sorry, good journalists).
“2 cups of Joe and a good BM-gasm”
“A nice 2 hour nap-gasm”
“Killing Elites in the coming Civil War-gasm”
I could go on, but I won’t.
Just don’t mess with the fifi, which is an artificial vagina made by prisoners out of readily-available objects.
Fifis are as old as the hills.
HAIKU:
an inmate had a fifi
and some jailhouse hooch
his cellmate don’t care
Pretty sick, ain’t it?
LOL, can I still call it that if I am chipping porcelain and leaving grip marks in the metal pipes because my back teeth were floating?
They make it sound like fun, instead of intense relief!
hahahahahaha! Sucks if the only readily-available objects in your prison are 2x4s, dirty sheet metal and rusty nails!
Kind of gives "Iron Maiden" a whole new meaning!
rlmorel wrote:
“...an artificial vagina made by prisoners out of readily-available objects...”
That boggles my mind...
What a waste of bytes...and agree who think up these things...
It would be tempting, but in the end I would wait until they improved the button for more selective usage. 8>)
FACT.
Deplorable American1776 wrote:
What a waste of bytes...and agree who think up these things...
I didn’t think it was a waste of bytes, I prefer to think of it as ‘educational’.
Pretty sure that there are recipes for fifis on the internet, but no, I am not going to find and link them.
You guys feel free though.
The Navy P-2 aircraft had no head. Instead, at each station there was a relief tube funnel that vented urine out of the aircraft. We used to tell new guys that the funnel was the intercom and to press it firmly against your face when you talked, then firmly against your ear to receive.
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