[heterosupremacist]

Who thinks of this stuff?

[Living Free in NH]

I like a sweet crapgasm.

[mylife]

the EMHO should be banned!

[mad_as_he$$]

Inmates have been doing this for decades.

[DainBramage]

I had trouble going after a catheter removal once. I ended up at the emergency room begging them to put one back in. They did quickly and I filled it up. Most pain I had ever been in.

[zlala]

I’m gonna bet they are liberals. Liberals are stupid.

[bankwalker]

It’s even better if you wait until you have to go so bad you start dancing around to prevent an accident.

[SMGFan]

TMI

[Sacajaweau]

Wait till you get older. Peegasm has its own mind.

[Getready]

Pleasure at any turn.....you know pretty soon people will be wearing devices which stimulate sexual pleasure...instead of coffee breaks...orgasm breaks...or orgasms while waiting for public transportation...all devices can be worn under your burkha or robes. These will replace the old fuddy duddy nostalgic intimate date with your robot sex partner.

[Yo-Yo]

A blast from the past. You know, when SNL was actually funny on occasion?

[Robert DeLong]

Haven't we all experienced them? 8>)

It's just that no subject is taboo in this modern age. So thinking about them is really nothing new, just openly discussing it is.

[raccoonradio]

>>Your bladder is full, but you’re stuck in a meeting or on public transportation.

Ain’t no place to pee on Mardi Gras Day(2x)
You can’t pee in a taxi, that ain’t nice

Ok just this once, no more than twice
But if you leave a stain you don’t have to be ashamed

How you think the Yellow Cabs, they got that name?

Rich folks get to pee on Mardi Gras Day
They get annoyed if they can’t void on Mardi Gras Day
So they stand there on their balconies
They pee all over you and me...

—Benny Grunch and the Bunch (New Orleans novelty band...yeah, you rite!)

[Georgia Girl 2]

Oh for God's sake! 😡

[rlmorel]

LOL, can I still call it that if I am chipping porcelain and leaving grip marks in the metal pipes because my back teeth were floating?

They make it sound like fun, instead of intense relief!

[Deplorable American1776]

What a waste of bytes...and agree who think up these things...

[pabianice]

The Navy P-2 aircraft had no head. Instead, at each station there was a relief tube funnel that vented urine out of the aircraft. We used to tell new guys that the funnel was the intercom and to press it firmly against your face when you talked, then firmly against your ear to receive.

[Mr. Blond]

You could get Uromisatisis.