Posted on 08/07/2018 4:41:37 PM PDT by McGruff
ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. A Florida woman was arrested on Sunday after police say she stripped naked and ran around at a public park because she believed a giant spider was on her and she had to get away from it.
According to an arrest report, Teeples was "acting erratically and rubbing her hair and breasts while screaming and running between two trees."
Post Miranda, police say that Teeples admitted to recently using drugs such as crack cocaine, spice and crystal meth. She also said that she believed a giant spider was on her and she had to get away from it.
Teeples was arrested and charged with exposure of sexual organs.
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Git rid of that giant spider girl, then we'll talk.
All skate
All hands, Uncle Joe Biden ...
Did anyone bother to check the park for a giant spider?
https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/spiderback_5089.jpg
And no, she didn't take her clothes off.
What have you done with the lady? - - - - - - - - - - - - "The Spider And The Fly" - The Rolling Stones (youtube song video) |
I went to public school so I may be way off base, but I'm pretty sure the sexual organs of chicks are internal.
They talkin bout flappy labia, maybe?
Could just be the way I’m lookin’ at this situation. The female “vag” area is seen, by me anyways, as one (1) sex organ. Individual labeling of the different parts of said “vag” could add up to more than one part - but, hopefully not parts one would see from an automobile on the street. I’ll ask my doctor the next time I’m in his office for his take !
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