30 years ago, I did some temp work at a theme park that was cram packed with gays. One of them, knowing I was straight, tried to tell me that the more I proclaimed my dislike of homosexuals, the more I was secretly desiring to be one.
So I asked him what he thought of bestiality, specifically of having sex with pigs. He said he thought it was disgusting. After which I reminded him that the more he proclaimed his dislike of it, the more he secretly wanted to have sex with a pig. Boy! Did he drop that conversation and vamoose out of the room.
Disneyland..?
LOL