[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

Was the hippo hungry an hour later?

[Responsibility2nd]

Moose Hippo bites can be very very nasty

[Doogle]

Son of a 王八蛋！

[marktwain]

Hippos kill a *lot* of people in Africa. Thousands per year.

They kill more people in Africa than lions, elephants or cape buffalo.

Crocodiles kill hundreds per year.

But, disease carried by mosquitoes kills hundreds of thousands per year.

https://www.tripsavvy.com/africas-most-dangerous-animals-1454125

[Deaf Smith]

"two tourist came too close..."

But...but they sell these cutie little purple and pink hippos at the gift shop.

[DanielRedfoot]

To be fair, you have way better odds of getting bit by a Pig than a Hippo...

Especially if you tend to swim in, Pig infested waters / badaa-boom

[Vince Ferrer]

I blame Disney for giving us a completely unrealistic impression of wild animals.

[Pollard]

Ban All Hippos. They should all be euthanized.

Oh wait, that’s pit bulls

[sphinx]

At least it wasn’t a Peace Corps volunteer this time.

[A strike]

N Pelosi condemned the hippo as a racist xenophobe, ... husband receives 200k ‘loan’ from ChiCom children’s charity.

[clearcarbon]

"Hippo bite kills Chinese tourist in Kenya"

Taste's like chicken?

[EinNYC]

A hippo can easily bite a person in half.

[VRWC For Truth]

Tastes like cat ...

[Oratam]