Dressed in that regalia old king Louie would fit right in with a gay pride parade. Nice leggins oh pampered one.
One of our modern fallacies is that only homosexual men care about their appearance. The great emperors, warlords, explorers, scientists, revolutionaries, and duellists of the past were dandy dressers by our standards. Some men competed in taste and expenditure, while others took a stand on high-minded simplicity.
I wish everyone (starting with my kids) would adopt some standards, instead of looking like derelicts. It’s counter-entropic!