[Dr. Sivana]

I have a TracFon plan and their cheapest phone

Their cheapest phone is a flip phone ... no Google on those suckers.

[Blurb2350]

I should have said their cheapest smart phone. I gave serious thought to getting a Jitterbug phone or something similar. Do those track you? They'd still need to locate a cell tower in order to pick up a signal. I wish this stuff were simpler . . .