[deport]

Why Miracle Whip isn’t mayo: The U.S. Food and Drug
Administration requires that anything labeled “mayonnaise”
contain a minimum of 65 percent vegetable oil by weight. And
though Kraft keeps Miracle Whip’s exact oil content a secret,
the company confirms that it is too low to meet the mayo standard.

[TheZMan]

Denied sir.

(this is an endless playful argument between me and the wife)