[Yanked on familiar door handle.]
I did that too once. Good thing no one noticed.
Just the other day I was going to take a shopping cart for a lady to help her on her way. [I exercize in the parking lots a lot rather than sit around inside the car.]
I saw something shiny in the cart and assumed it was sequins on her purse.
would not recommend taking a cart with a purse in it. So I waited until she removed it. Then you know what I said?
“I can take your purse for you.”
She gaped at me.
Fortunately, she had seen me help others with their carts and laughed it off.
Priceless...
I'd get away with a comment like that at the grocery store I shop at.
Across town at the Wal-Mart I'd get shot.
"A man's got to know his limitations."