But the Protestants are allowed and encouraged to marry: many Evangelical women will throw themselves at the Music Minister (muh godly badboy bass player) or the Pastor (alpha male of group).
And, for the nonce, the article is conflating child rape, ephebophilia (e.g. Altar Boys), and ordinary Bill Clinton rape / Donald Trump "they'll let you grab them...") in a desperate attempt to deflect from what is coming down the pike.
Classy of you to bring the President into this.