[Sacajaweau]

And then he dropped the lobster into boiling water....It screamed as it writhed in the bubbling caldron....and then silence.

Pass the butter please.

[Tenacious 1]

As a teenager, I was fishing with a buddy. When we got back to the dock, we started cleaning the fish to fry (Pan fish). I started with cutting the head off a bluegill. He thought that was horrible and inhumane. It’s how I have always done it. Then he proceeded to show me how he filleted one without cutting it’s head off. The fish was still gasping when he tossed the carcass back into the lake. I told him he needed to go look up the word “humane”.